Enjoy these fantastic and hilarious jokes, submitted by many different people, and me.

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Q. What did the angry banker say?
A. Leave me a-loan!

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Q. Why did the bees go on strike?
A. For shorter flowers and more honey!
In case you don't get it, here's what it means. It's like human workers would say "shorter hours and more money", whereas bees would say "shorter flowers and more honey".
By Uncle Tony (See picture of him here!)

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Q. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
A. Open the door and stuff it in!

Q. There is a meeting, and every single animal in the world goes, apart from one. Which animal is that and why?
A. The giraffe because its in the fridge!

Q. Theres a swamp and its infested with crocodiles. You need to get across to the other side, and there is no bridge or boat Nothing! How do you get across?
A. You swim because all the crocodiles are at the meeting.

All three above jokes by Amalia.

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Q. Why are eggs so funny?
A. Because they're always making 'yolks'!
By my Dad (See picture of him here!)

Q. How do you post a bunny?
A. Hare mail!
By Dylan

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A. Because he had no body to go with!
By Dylan

Patient: Doctor, doctor, call me an ambulance!
Doctor: Ok. You're an ambulance!
By Dylan

Q. What's the difference between a trumpet and a fish?
A. You can tune a trumpet, but you can't tuna fish!
By Dylan

Q. Why did the doctor tell the man not to play his drums?
A. Because he lived next door!
By Dylan

Q. Why did the musician keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A. He wanted to play some cool music!
By Dylan

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke!
By Kenrick

Q. How do you make a Swiss roll?
A. Push it down a mountain!
By Andrew (See picture of him here)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
Exactly!
By Dylan
You may only understand this joke if you know about Doctor Who.

Q. What do you get, if you put cats in a plane?
A. The sound 'MEOWWWWWW'!
By Dylan

A man goes in to rob a bank! Then he points a gun at the bank tiller, and says, "Give me the money, or you're geography!" The bank tiller says, "Don't you mean history?" Then the bank rubber says, "Don't change the subject!"
By Uncle Tony (See picture of him here!)

Q. What do you call a Chinese woman, with a food mixer on her head?
A. Blenda
By Uncle Tony (See picture of him here!)

Q. What's an Australian's favourite drink?
A. Coca-Koala!
By James

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pipe sticking out of a car!
Doctor: Yes, you do look a little exhausted!
By James

Q. Why is money sometimes called dough?
A. Because everyone kneads it!
By James

Q. What newspaper do cows read?
A. The Daily Moos!
By James

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out?
By James

Q. What is a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
By Dylan

Q. When do you use a surfboard indoors?
A. When you surf the internet!
By Dylan

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Pull yourself together!
By Dylan

Q. What do you get when you walk under a cow?
A. A pat on the head!
By Amalia

Q: What did Saturn give to Mars on a date?
A: A ring!
By Leon

Q: Why did the squirrel like the mad man?
A: Because he was nuts!
By Yasser

Q: What is a snail?
A: A slug with a crash helmet!
By Yasser

Q: What did the pencil say to the rubber?
A: Take me to your ruler!
By Dylan

Q: There are two cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?
A: The English cat. Because, un deux trois cat sank (un deux trois quatre cinq)!!!!!!!!
By Dylan

Q: Who can jump higher than a house?
A: Anyone! A house can't jump!
By Dylan

Q: What can you catch, but not throw?
A: A cold!
By Dylan

Q: Why is it difficult to open a piano?
A: Because the keys are on the inside!
By Dylan

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
By Dylan

Q: Where do giraffes get their education?
A: At High School!
By Dylan

Q: What did the father bee say when he came back home from work?
A: Honey, I'm home!
By Dylan

Q: Why did the plane land on the house?
A: Because the landing lights were on!
By Dylan

There are four aliens! They want to learn English. So one alien goes to music school and learns "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!" Two of the aliens go to dinner and learn "Knifes and Forks! Knifes and Forks!" The other alien goes to a candy shop and learns "He stole my lollipop!", and "Goody goody gumdrop!" Then a policeman  comes along and says "Who killed this man?"
"Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!" says the first alien! Then the policeman says "How did you kill him?"
"Knifes and Forks! Knifes and Forks!" the second and third aliens replied.
"Why did you kill him?" The last alien replies "He stole my lollipop!"
"I'm afraid I am going to have to take you all to prison!" says the policeman. Then the third alien says, "Goody goody gumdrop!"
By Leon